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UK TV Guide - 26 Oct - 1 Nov 2013

Channel
Time
Reason for watching
Sat 26
Cube
Horror
9pm
Gruesome deaths, underrated film
Bag of Bones
C5
9pm
Stephen King meets James Bond
Alien v Predator
5*
10pm
Enjoyable but shit
The Shining
ITV4
10.10pm
In case you missed it the 3 times last week
Dredd
Sky 3D
10.15pm
At last, a reason to own a 3D TV!
Stake Land
Film4
11pm
Rogue vampire hunter - we love them
The Exorcist
Scifi/Horr
11.20pm
Because Satan commands you to
F (Also called The Expelled)
Film4
12.55am
Hoodies kill teachers  - shit ending though
The House on Haunted Hill
Scifi/Horr
2.10am
You're up at this time, don’t be picky
Sun 27
Doomwatch
Horror
4pm
Deformed mutants kill people (as usual)
Scream 4
C5
9pm
Sidney nearly dies, a lot, again
Stir of Echoes
More>Mov
9pm
Kevin Bacon sees dead people
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Sony
9pm
But I really don't care….
Fright Night (2011)
Scifi/Horr
9pm
Superior remake. Contains David Tennant
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Scifi/Horr
10.50pm
Scariest bit is Keanu's 'Brit' accent
Sharknado
Movies 24
11pm
Stop. Showing. This. Shit.
The Wicker Man (2006)
C5
12.05am
No! Not the BEEEES!!!
The Fly (1986)
Scifi/Horr
1am
Cronenberg creepfest
The Fly 2 (1989)
Scifi/Horr
2.40am
Why the fuck not?
Mon 28
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Scifi/Horr
8pm
Fucking zombie apocalypses. Yawn.
Return of the Living Dead
MGM HD
9pm
Zomcom. BRAINS! Then LAUGHS!
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Sony TV
9pm
In case you foolishly want to watch again
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Scifi/Horr
10pm
Stylish remake. Chainsaws at the ready.
Ginger Snaps
Horror
10.50pm
Werewolves with 'women's problems'
Final Destination
C5
10.55pm
Yes, the decent one.
House of Wax (2005)
ITV2
11pm
Watch Paris Hilton die. Sadly only in the film.
Flatliners
Drama/Rom
12.55am
Inexplicably on Sky Romance?
Cherry Falls
Scifi/Horr
1.25am
Virgins are fucked.
Tues 29
Final Destination 5
Scifi/Horr
8pm
Final-er Destination?
The Amityville Horror (79)
MGM HD
9pm
Evil spirits versus Lois Lane
Jeepers Creepers
5*
9pm
Great until you find out it's a flying monster
American Horror Story Coven
Fox
10pm
New series - check out our review
Chainsaw Massacre (03)
Scifi/Horr
10pm
In case you missed Biel's boobs last week.
Jaws
Sky Greats
10pm
Big plastic shark scares crap out of people
The Entity
More>Mov
11.05pm
Woman from Insidious molested by demon.
Scream 2
Scifi/Horr
11.45pm
Buffy dies at the beginning.
Christine
Sky Greats
12.10am
Stephen King has car trouble
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Sony Mov
12.45am
This is always on somewhere apparently
The Last Exorcism
Film4
1.05am
Technically The Next To Last Exorcism
Scream 3
Scifi/Horr
1.50am
Crap. Just crap.
Weds 30
Frankenweenie
Sky 3D
7.30pm
Dr Frankenstein does it doggy style
The Marsh
More>Mov
9pm
Muddy ghosts haunt children's writer
Sleepy Hollow Ep 4
Universal
9pm
Give it a chance, has potential
Drag Me To Hell
5*
9pm
Evil old lady curses people - fab
Cabin Fever
Horror
9pm
Flesh eating virus = worst holiday ever
Silent Hill
Scifi/Horr
9.50pm
Video game adaptation. Meh.
End of Days
Film4
10.45pm
Gabriel Byrne camps it up. Satan v Arnie
Cabin Fever 2
Scifi/Horr
10.50pm
Flesh eating virus goes to the prom
Lovely Molly
Scifi/Horr
12 mid
Turns out she's not so lovely after all
World War Z
Sky 3D
1am
Brad Pitt v Zombies
Pirahna 2: The Spawning
More>Mov
1am
It's 1am guys, what do you expect?
The Innkeepers
Scifi/Horr
1.45am
Haunted house = bad Trip Advisor reviews
Invasion of Body Snatchers
Sky Greats
4.30am
The 1956 original. Sky Greats for a reason.
Thurs 31
Simpsons TreeHouses
Sky 1
7-9pm
II,IX,XXI,XXII  -warning:includes Daniel Radcliffe
Paranormal Activity 4
Scifi/Horr
8.30pm
People still filming themselves asleep
John Carpenter's Vampires
More>Mov
9pm
Oh dear.
Bates Motel Ep 8
Universal
9pm
Baby Norman get fucked up by his mum
Dracula Ep 1
Sky 1
9pm
Oh good. A  're-imagining' of a classic.
Halloween II
5*
9pm
Oh it's Halloween - I see what you did there 5*
The Omen (2006)
TCM
9pm
Unnecessary remake with inventive deaths
The Lost Boys
Sky 1
10pm
Showing Dracula how it's done.
The Exorcist
Scifi/Horr
10pm
Your mother sucks cocks in hell. Or in ASDA
Halloween III
SyFy
11pm
Aka the one without Michael Myers in it
Antichrist
Film4
11pm
May feature Willem Dafoe's arse.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Sony Mov
11.05pm
Again.
The Evil Dead (1981)
More>Mov
11.10pm
Argh! Not the Molesting Tree!
Urban Legend
TCM
11.10pm
High school kids get offed by urban legends
Zombie Girl: The Movie
Sky Arts 1
12 mid
12 year old makes a zombie film
The Omen (1976)
Scifi/Horr
12.05am
The original and the best
Cassadega
Showcase
2.05am
Serial killer performance art
Fri 01
House That Dripped Blood
Horror
11am
Veritable who's who of classic actors
Final Destination 5
Sky 3D
8.20pm
Extra dimension = extra shite
Aliens
E4
9pm
Angry aliens kill marines – bad dialogue
Paranormal Activity 
ITV2
9pm
The first one. Genuinely creepy
Scream 4
5*
9pm
This again.
Pirahna (1978)
MGM HD
9pm
Good for a laugh
The Walking Dead Ep 3
Fox
10pm
Check out our review next week.
Dredd
Showcase
10.15pm
Like The Raid, with more guns.
Race With The Devil
Film4
10.45pm
RV owners witness satanic sacrifice
House of Wax (2005)
ITV2
10.50pm
In case you missed Paris Hilton die earlier
Wolf
Scifi/Horr
11.10pm
Werewolf Jack Nicholson goes nuts
Gothika
TCM
11.40pm
Shit Halle Berry film(hardly narrows it down)
Halloween Resurrection
BBC1
11.50pm
Stop it. Just stop making these. Now.
Kill List
Film4
12.30pm
Brit hit men meet the wicker man
The Fly (1986)
Scifi/Horr
1.20pm
Jeff Goldblum has an unfortunate problem
Fright Night (1985)
Sky Greats
2.20am
The original cheesefest vampire flick.
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Film4
2.20am
SWAT team die nastily on film.
Captivity
ITV
3am
Model is kidnapped and tortured
The Fly (1958)
Scifi/Horr
4.35am
Original version of Cronenberg film

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