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UK TV Horror Guide - 02/11 to 08/11



Channel
Time
Reason for watching
Sat 02
Final Destination 5
Sky 3D
Noon
None whatsoever
Total Recall (2012)
Sci-Fi/Horr
9pm
Colin Farrell
Maniac Cop
Horror
9pm
Bruce Campbell. Nuff said.
Invasion of Body Snatchers
MGM HD
9pm
1978 - Donald Sutherland v aliens
Halloween III
SyFy
9pm
The one without Myers
Underworld Awakening
Sky 3D
10.30pm
T&A in 3D
Return of the Living Dead 3
Horror
10.40pm
Can't get rid of the fuckers
The Raven
Sky Crime
10.50pm
Edgar Allan Poe solves crimes
A Field in England
Film4
11pm
Trippy Brit flick
Amityville Haunting
SyFy
11pm
The 2011 one
From Dusk Till Dawn
C4
11.15pm
Vampires fuck about with Tarantino
Blood on Satan's Claw
Film4
12.50am
Possessed kids fuck shit up
Octane
BBC2
1.25am
Cult kidnaps rebel teen. Sigh.
American Psycho
Select
2am
Bale + Phil Collins = Carnage
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
SyFy
4am
It's 4am, people

Sun 03
House That Dripped Blood
Horror
2pm
Classic Horror Actors
Frankenstein Created Woman
Horror
4pm
Dr F does it again
The Skeleton Key
Sony TV
9pm
Kate Hudson screams a bit
Se7en
Sky Greats
10.30pm
Paltrow's head in a box
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hter
Showcase
10.40pm
Really? Why?
Rosemary's Baby
Film4
10.50pm
Kids. Are. Evil. Especially this one
Tremors
ITV4
Midnt
Bacon v Giant Worms = Classic
Creep
C5
12.10am
Perverted Sicko on Tube - as usual
Final Destination 2
Sci-Fi/Hor
1am
Fun car crash
The Rage: Carrie 2
MGM HD
1am
Telepath with anger issues
Night of the Demon
Film4
1.30am
Classic from 1957
Cherry Falls
Sci-Fi/Hor
2.35am
Virgins are still fucked
Once Bitten
MGM HD
2.50am
Oh God. Jim Carrey's in it.
Beneath The Darkness
Showcase
3.45am
I'm guessing: more darkness

Mon 04
The Innkeepers
Sci-Fi/Horr
7.15pm
Haunted B&B
Jaws
Sci-Fi/H
9pm
Gonna need a bigger TV
True Blood ep 6
Fox
10pm
Vampires 'n shit
Stake Land
Film4
10.45pm
Rogue vampire hunter
The Dead Zone
Horror
10.40pm
Stephen King + Walken
World War Z
Sky 3D
10.45pm
This again
Carrie (2002)
MGM HD
11.05pm
TV movie with Angela Bettis
The Descent
Sci-Fi/H
11.10pm
Caving: Less fun than you'd think
Ghosts of Mars
Sci-Fi/Hor
12.55am
Why, John Carpenter, why?

Tues 05
Nightmare Before Xmas
Sky Fam
8pm
Creepy animation
Drag Me To Hell
5*
9pm
Evil old lady curses a lot
Attack the Block
Film4
9pm
Council estate attacked by aliens
Prometheus
Showcase
10pm
Ridley fucks over Alien
See No Evil
Horror
10.45pm
Reclusive psycho kills delinquents
The Exorcist
Select
11.50pm
Kids are evil, and gross
Boogeyman
ITV4
11.55pm
One star, this gets one star
Final Destination 5
Showcase
12.10am
Eventually they'll get there
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Sci-Fi/Hor
12.40pm
Yet another zombie apocalypse

Weds 06
Earth vs The Spider
Sony Mov
9pm
Man turns into spider. As you do.
Sleepy Hollow (Ep 5)
Universal
9pm
Plague ridden child spreads germs
Demons of the Mind
Horror
9pm
Sex,incest & satanic possession -yay
Paranormal Activity
ITV2
10.50pm
Demon on You've Been Framed
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Sci-Fi/Horr
12.45am
Commissioner Gordon Sucks
Shark Night
Sci-Fi/Horr
2.55am
Bitey fish eat people again

Thurs 07
Deep Rising
Sci-Fi/Horr
7.10pm
Enjoyable schlock horror
Bates Motel (Ep 9)
Universal
9pm
Norman loves his mum
Dracula (Ep 2)
Sky Living
9pm
Re-Imagining my arse
The Hills Have Eyes (06)
More>
10.55pm
Was worried for a minute there
The Human Centipede
SyFy
11pm
NOT a nature documentary!!
The Devil Inside
Showcase
11.50pm
Unauthorised exorcisms = bad idea
Dark Water (2005)
Sci-Fi/Hor
12.30am
Rising damp - it's a killer
Beyond Re-Animator
Horror
12.45am
Re-Re-Animating
Sweeney Todd (2007)
Film4
1.10am
Never trust a singing hairdresser

Fri 08
Man Who Haunted Himself
Horror
4pm
Roger Moore x 2
Total Recall (2012)
Showcase
8pm
Inferior remake (le sigh)
Tremors
ITV4
9pm
Bacon again, Giant worms again
Resident Evil: Retribution
Sci-Fi/Hor
9pm
Zombies blah, apocalypse blah
Resident Evil: Extinction
Watch
10.30pm
Sadly not extinct
Dawn of the Dead (04)
Sci-Fi/Hor
10.40pm
Decent remake.
Shark Night
Sky 3D
10.45pm
Still shit in extra dimension
And Soon The Darkness
Horror
10.55pm
Nightmare in France (70s version)
The Amityville Horror
MGM HD
11pm
Lois Lane menaced by house
Paranormal Activity 4
Showcase
Midnt
Hilarious ghost bloopers on tape
Return of the Living Dead 3
Horror
12.50am
Army reanimates dead - doh!
The Innkeepers
Showcase
3.25am
Yep, still haunted
The Haunted Palace
MGM HD
4.30am
Lovecraft + Vincent Pryce = win

Temp ed's picks of the week are in bold.

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