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UK TV Horror Schedule - 09/11 - 15/11



Channel
Time
Reason for watching
Sat 09
Abe Lincoln, Vamp Hunter
Scifi/Hor
7.10
Suck on that, Obama
Wind Chill
Sony TV
9pm
Ghosts annoy Emily Blunt
Predators
C4
9pm
Multiple ugly motherfuckers
Shark Night
Sky 3D
9.15
Still shit in extra dimension
Resident Evil: Extinction
Watch
9.30
Do opposite of channel name
The Descent
5*
10pm
5* shows decent film shocker
World War Z
Sky 3D
10.45
ICYMI the 700 times last week
The Skeleton Key
Sony Mo
10.55
Kate Hudson screams again
The Exorcist
Select
11pm
The vomit-tastic original
Dog Soldiers
C4
11.05
Werewolves eat soldiers
Texas Chainsaw (03)
Scifi/Hor
11.10
Always on somewhere
Hard Ride To Hell
SyFy
12 mdt
Inadverted sacrifice witnessing
Love Bite
Scifi/Hor
2.25
Virgins are for it again
Video Nasties Doc.
Horror
2.55
Interesting documentary
Sun 10
The Devil Rides Out
Horror
3.30
Christopher Lee + Satan = win
Alien Resurrection
More>
9pm
Whedon hates it & HE wrote it
Jaws 2
ITV4
9pm
This time it's bitier
Jaws  
Scifi/Hor
10.20
Big bitey fish eats people
The House By The Cemetery
Horror
10.55
Location, Location, Location
The Human Centipede
SyFy
12 mdt
Not a nature documentary
Boogeyman
ITV4
12.25
NO REDEEMING FEATURES
Fright Night (2011)
Scifi/Hor
12.30
Underrated remake
Piranha 3DD
Sky 3D
1am
Allegedly a comedy.
Final Destination 5
Scifi/Hor
2.20
AGAIN
Underworld Awakening
Action
3.45
Go back to sleep
Mon 11
Paranormal Activity 4
Scifi/Hor
9pm
Ghosts 'n shit
Total Recall (2012)
Showcase
10pm
A mars a day keeps insanity away
True Blood (7/10)
Fox
10pm
Vampires fuck about
Piranha 3DD
Sky 3D
10pm
DD - hah,we see what you did there
Lovely Molly
Scifi/Hor
10.35
Turns out to be a bit of a cow
Squeal
Horror
11pm
Pig-human hybrid bad guys….
The Marsh
More>
11pm
Ghost kids fuck with writer
I, Madman
MGM
11.05
Insane doc cuts off noses. Really.
American Psycho
Select
12.05
Yuppie chainsaws hookers to music
Gone
Showcase
12.10
Amanda Seyfried annoys killer
Sleepless
Horror
12.30
Argento film about serial killer
The Raven
Crim/Thri
12.50
Edgar Allan Poe solves shit
Megashark v Crocosaurus
SyFy
4.10
Oh for fuck's sake, SyFy
Tues 12
I Know.. Did Last Summer
More>
9pm
Still don't give a shit
Breadcrumbs
Horror
9pm
Kids attack porn directors.Uhhh,ok
Amer Horr Stor: Coven
Fox
10pm
Check out our reviews
The Lost Boys
Scifi/Hor
11pm
Take that, lame-ass Dracula reboot
Jaws 2
ITV4
12mdnt
That bitey fucker again
The Innkeepers
Scifi/Hor
12.40
Ghosts fuck up B&B
The Devil's Advocate
Crim/Thri
1.20
Lawyers are evil. No shit.
The Return of the Living Dead, Making of
MGM
2.35
Documentary
Sharktopus
SyFy
4.10
Fuck me.
Weds 13
Hellboy
Scifi/Hor
9pm
Grumpy demon saves world
Alien Resurrection
More>
9pm
Get away from the TV, you bitch
Sleepy Hollow (TV)
Universal
9pm
Head-chopping silly fuckery
Cape Fear (91)
ITV4
10pm
DeNiro in a dress
Day of the Dead (08)
Horr
10.40
Remake. Nuff said.
The Vampire Lovers
MGM
10.40
NOT TWILIGHT. THANK FUCK
Silent Hill
Scifi/Hor
11.15
Yawn.
Mindhunters
TCM
11.30
Utterly trashy shite but fun
Frontiers
Horr
12.25
Thieves hide in neo-nazi inn.Oops
The Omen (76)
Scifi/Hor
1.25
Fucking evil little shit. Fab
Hard Ride to Hell
SyFy
2pm
Still witnessing sacrifices
Cherry Falls
Scifi/Hor
3.20
Virgins are screwed - the hilarity
Thurs 14
The Raven
Crim/Thri
7pm
Again
Am'can Werewolf in Paris
Horr
9pm
Inferior sequel.
Dracula 3/10
Sky Liv
9pm
Reboot, reimagining, who cares?
Bates Motel - Finale
Universal
9pm
Norman Bates kindergarten asshole
Anaconda 3
Sony M
9pm
There's 3 of these fuckers?
Anaconda: Trail of Blood
Sony M
10.55
Fuck me, another one
Underworld Evolution
Film4
11.10
Sigh. Werewolves n shit
Resident Evil: Retribution
Scifi/Hor
12.25
Argh. Please just go away.
Switchblade Romance
Horr
12.55
Aja at his best.
Shark Night (2011)
Showcase
2.30
Sharks attack bad actors
The Fly (1958)
Scifi/Hor
4.25
The original buzzy bad guy
Fri 15
Fright Night (2011)
Sky 3D
8.30
Underrated remake
The Walking Dead
Fox
10pm
Episode 5 - see our reviews
Virus
SyFy
10pm
Alien views humans as virus.So do I
Dredd
Sky 3D
10.15
Judge Judy on crack
Abe Lincoln Vamp Hunter
Scifi/Hor
10.50
This again
The Rage: Carrie 2
MGM
11.05
She's still pissed off
Deep Blue Sea
ITV2
11.55
Massive sharks kill people
Final Destination 2
Scifi/Hor
12.40
Death is too good for these people
Vacancy 2: The First Cut
More>
1.10
Oh dear, really? Another one?
The Devil Inside
Scifi/Hor
2.15
Unauthorised exorcisms = bad idea


Temp ed @thezoverlord picks of the week in bold.

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