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UK Horror TV Guide - 16 - 22 November


Channel
Time
Reason for watching
Sat 16
Hell's Rain
Horr
3.50pm
Flaming balls apparently
The Company of Wolves
Horr
9.00
Not the football team
Prometheus
Scifi/Hor
9.00
Alien goo is a bad thing
Dredd
Showcase
10.45
The Raid, with more guns
All The Boys Love Mandy L
Horr
10.55
The critics don’t
Alien Resurrection
More>
10.55
Still better than Prometheus
Frozen
Film4
10.55
Skiing with wolves
Final Destination 5
Showcase
12.25
Fuck off already
Anaconda 3: The Offspring
Sony M
1.10
Also better than Prometheus
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Scifi/Hor
1.20
Actual apocalypse would be better
Hatchet 2
Scifi/Hor
2.55
This time it's a cleaver
Queen of the Damned
TCM
3.20
Possibly set in Croydon
Sun 17
The Monster Club
Horr
3.40pm
Vincent Price + Donald Pleasance
Jaws 3
ITV4
9.00
Not quite as awful as 4
Anacondas: Trail of Blood
More>
9.00
Trail of Ass more like
Underworld: Awakening
Sky 3D
11.00
Still shitting these out
Wolf
Scifi/Hor
11.05
Bitey Jack Nicholson
Lovely Molly
Showcase
12.05
Not lovely. More evil.
Dawn of the Dead (04)
Scifi/Hor
1.15
Yup, zombie apocalypse
The Company of Wolves
Horr
2.30
Still not the football team
Beneath The Darkness
Scifi/Hor
2.55
Best bet; more darkness and shit
Revenge of the Zombies
MGM
5.35
No fucking clue
Mon 18
Secret Window
Sony M
7pm
Depp does King ('king awful)
Crawl
Horr
9.00
Aussie thriller apparently
The Relic
SyFy
9.00
Big lizard eats academics' heads
Underworld Awakening
Sky 3D
9.00
What did we do to you Sky3D?
True Blood (8/10)
Fox
10.00
Vampires and sex and shit
Troll 2
MGM
10.35
Um. Why?
Piranha DD
Scifi/Hor
10.50
Because the 1st was soo great
The Devil's Advocate
Crime/Thril
11.00
Lawyers in lack of souls shocker
The Fly (86)
Scifi/Hor
12.20
Gruesome remake. Yuk.
Dread
Horr
12.30
College experiments go badly
The Fly 2
Horr
2.00
There was a buzz about this sequel
Shark Night
Showcase
3.30
Fucking awful fish-fest
Shaktopus
SyFy
4am
Oh SyFy,we see what you did there
Tues 19
Jaws
Scifi/Hor
9pm
You need a reason?
The Nightmare Before Xmas
Family
9.45
Halloween + Xmas = carnage
Se7en
Select
10.00
Sad Brad goes mad
American Horr Story: Coven
Fox
10.00
Witches 'n shit
Empire of the Ants
MGM
10.50
Joan Collins is in it. No shit.
My Bloody Valentine (09)
Horr
10.55
Pppp..pick up a pick-axe
The Relic
SyFy
11.00
Giant head eating lizard again
Event Horizon
Scifi/Hor
11.05
Enjoyable schlocky horror
American Psycho
Select
12.10
Batman is Bateman
Dark Water (05)
Scifi/Hor
12.45
Rising evil damp
Day of the Dead (08)
Horr
12.55
Remake. More zombies
Crawl
Horr
2.35
Still Australian. Still thrilling.
Weds 20
Sleepy Hollow (7/13)
Universal
9pm
Headless horseman is back
Dark Shadows
Comedy
9.25
Depp sucks (blood)
The Dark Half
MGM
10.30
Not even on IMDB this one…
Bad Meat
Horr
10.55
Flesh eating prison guards…
Psychosis
Horr
12.50
Sounds utterly awful
The Devil Inside
Scifi/Hor
1.05
Unauthorised exorcisms again
Thurs 21
Prometheus
Showcase
8pm
In case I haven't put you off yet
Dracula (4/10)
Living
9.00
Anyone actually watching this?
Scarecrows
MGM
10.50
Heist ends in evil scarecrows.
Vacancy 2: The First Cut
More>
10.55
Why?
Fright Night (2011)
Scifi/Hor
12.40
Vampire called Jerry. Nuff said
House of Whipcord
Horr
2.20
Struggling  here, can you tell?
Reeker
Scifi/Hor
2.30
Ghost with BO kills teens
The Innkeepers
Showcase
2.40
Haunted hotel hijinks
Fri 22
The Beast Must Die
Horr
4pm
Cushing vs Werewolf
Mama
Premier
8.00
Overprotective ghost mum alert
The Relic
SyFy
9.00
Yup, still a giant lizard
Daybreakers
5*
9.00
Vampires in blood drive
The Dentist
Horr
9.00
Do not watch prior to checkup
The Walking Dead (6/16)
Fox
10.00
Zombies or flu, which is worse?
The Exorcist
Select
10.00
My mother does what?!
Red Sands
More>
10.50
Soldiers piss off evil spirit
Peeping Tom
Horr
10.55
Classic serial killer flick
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
MGM
10.55
Donald Sutherland remake
The Omen (76)
Select
12.05
Antichrist has childcare issues
All The Boys Love Mandy L
Horr
12.50
You probably won't, it's crap
The Haunted Palace
MGM
12.55
Vincent Price + Lovecraft
Texas Chainsaw Mass (03)
Scifi/Hor
1.00
Remake with added boobs
Final Destination 5
Scifi/Hor
2.40
Just to round off your shitty week

Temp ed @thezoverlord picks in BOLD*

*just because the temp ed likes them doesn't mean they are any good. She is a weirdo.

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