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UK Horror TV Guide 07-13 December


Temp ed's picks in BOLD. And yes I know Bad Santa isn't a horror. Watch it anyway. Then read my review on Horror Honeys.

Channel
Time
Reason for watching
Sat 7
Robocroc
SF
9pm
Mechanised footwear kicks ass
Remains
H
9.00
People hide from zombies in casino
Mama
SFH
9.00
Semi-decent spookfest
Severance
SFH
10.45
Funny despite Danny Dyer
Devil's Advocate
SCT
11.00
Keanu passed The Bar. Yeah right.
Dawn of the Dead (04)
SFH
12.25
Decent remake. A rarity.
The Blair Witch Project
H
12.50
Tony isn't in it
Final Destination 5
SFH
2.10
Thank God! I was worried for a sec
Lighthouse
SFH
3.50
Axe murderer does what you expect
Sun 8
Plague of the Zombies
H
3.30pm
Yes, we know. They're everywhere
Fright Night (11)
S3D
7.45
Colin Farrell v Chekov
Blood River
H
10.50
Never trust a cowboy
The Lodger
MM
10.50
Is the lodger a serial killer? Probably
Wrong Turn
C5
12.00
Reasons not to visit West Virginia
Piranha DD
SFH
12.40
Bigger budget = bigger boobs
The Blob (58)
SFH
3.55
Not about Eric Pickles MP
Mon 9
Plague of the Zombies
H
11am
Not mentioned in Old Testament
Bad Santa
SC
9.40
Santa empties his sack.
Dredd
SFH
10.25
To protect and to blow fuck out of
Single White Female
SCT
10.40
Don't have friends.They kill you
The Rage: Carrie 2
MG
10.45
Still pissed off
The Innkeepers
SFH
12.05
Haunted house hoohah
Wolf
SG
12.25
Should crossover with below movie
The Grey
SA
1.05
Neeson ignores RSPCA guidance on wolf-smacking
Psycho (original)
SFH
1.50
Oedipal complex you say?
Fear (89)
H
2.30
Psychic helps police catch killer
Tue 10
Ghosts of Mars
SFH
5.05pm
Far worse than the Twix ones
Dark Shadows
SSC
8.00
Depp plays a weirdo. Again
Mindhunters
TCM
9.00
Classic movie? Clearly not seen it
Wind Chill
SM
9.00
Nippy ghosts torment students
Judge Dredd
5USA
9.00
Should have kept the helmet on
Exorcism of Emily Rose
5*
9.00
Seemed like a good idea at the time
A’n Horror Story:Coven
F
10.00
New episode of witchy shit
Cassadega
SFH
1.05
Puppetry of the Psychopath
Lighthouse
SFH
3.40
Psycho murders people. Le sigh.
The Rage: Carrie 2
MG
5.50
Still pissed off and homicidal
Wed 11
Final Destination 5
SFH
3.50pm
Hallelujah!
Bad Santa
SC
4.20
Fuck me santa, fuck me santa…
The Lost Boys
SFH
7.35
Non-sparkly vampires kick ass
The Stepfather (86)
H
9.00
Evil stepdad kills people
Prometheus
SSH
9.50
Intelligent people make stupid decisions in space. Then die.
Rtn of the Living Dead 3
H
10.55
Just fuck off already. You're dead.
The Intruders
SSH
12.00
Intruding into your life again
The Omen (76)
SFH
12.45
Evil looking child is evil. EVIIL
Beneath The Darkness
SSH
1.50
I'm going with Smurfs this time
Damien - Omen II
SSH
2.40
Oh God. He's back again.
Thu 12
Final Destination 2
SFH
3.50pm
The car crash is fun
Fright Night (2011)
SFH
7.10
Farrell v Chekov v Muriel
Dracula (7/10)
SL
9.00
Anyone actually watching this?
The Nightmare B4 Xmas
SC
9.45
Halloween kicks Christmas' arse
Jaws
SFH
10.50
Watch it b4 Hollywood remakes it
The Dark Half
MG
11.00
Writer tormented by alter-ego
The Dark Lurking
H
12.30
Dark gets about a bit doesn’t it?
The Final Conflict
SFH
12.55
I bet there's a sequel. Final my arse
Oldboy
F4
1.30
Quick! Lock up your octopus!
The Stepfather
H
2.25
Still killing his families
Omen IV:The Awakening
SFH
2.25
Who woke the fucker up?
Night of the Demons
MG
3.15
Party in a funeral parlour? On Halloween? Great idea!
Fri 13
Friday 13th pt 2
SFH
2.25pm
We see what you did there, Sky
Friday 13th pt 3
SFH
3.55
OK. We GET IT!
Jason X
SFH
5.35
Just fuck off now.
Dinocroc
H
9.00
Ooh, Jurassic killer footwear
Mama
SG
10.00
Call social services 
DeadTime
H
10.45
Not an effing clue
Beetlejuice
SG
11.45
Say it three times. I dare you.
Pumpkinhead II
MG
12.30
Stop resurrecting demons! Jeez.
Paranormal Activity 4
SG
1.35
Another one.
The Innkeepers
SSH
2.25
Haunted House Horrors
The Fly (58)
SFH
3.45
Don't get in the….Oh, never mind

Channel Codes
SyFy
SF
Sky SciFi/Horror
SFH
Sky Living
SL
Sky Christmas
SC
Sky Action/Adventure
SAA
Sky Showcase
SSH
Sky Greats
SG
Sky Select
SSE
Sky Crime/Thriller
SCT
Sky 3D
S3D
Fox
F
Horror
H
Film4
F4
Sony TV
ST
Sony Movies
SM
Universal
U
More > Movies
MM
MGM HD
MG
BBC1
1.00
BBC2
2.00
ITV
ITV
Channel 4
4.00
Channel 5
5.00
Channel 5*
5*

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