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UK TV Guide 1-6 December


Ch
Time
Reason for watching

Sun 1
The Birds
SFH
3.25
Masterclass in suspense.
Quatermass & The Pit
H
3.55
Scared the crap out of my Dad
Frankenweenie
S3D
7.00
Frankenstein Fido Frolics
Prometheus
SFH
9.00
Fassbender only decent thing in it
Bad Santa
SFH
9.45
Shit Happens When You Party Naked
Martyrs
H
10.45
Abuse, Kidnap, Depravity. Yay.
Identity
SF
11.00
Decent build up. Awful ending
Fright Night (2011)
SFH
11.05
Always on somewhere
Hatchet 2
SFH
3.15
Hatchet in each hand?
The Thing (2011)
SA
3.30
Craps on the head of the original. In a bad way

Mon 2
Quatermass & The Pit
H
11am
Still scares the crap out of my Dad
Reeker
SFH
2.20
Smelly ghost kills people
Jason X
SFH
4.00
Dear God. Why?
Dark Shadows
SSH
8.00
Depp sucks (blood)
The Grey
SCT
9.00
Neeson punches wolves in the face
True Blood (Finale)
F
10.00
Sucky vampires suck things
The Omen (76)
SFH
11.10
Don't. Have. Kids.
Kiss The Girls
F4
11.40
But don’t kidnap them please
Once Bitten
MG
12.20
Ugh. Jim Carrey.
Lighthouse
SFH
1.05
Murderous psychotic murders psychotically

Tues 3
Friday 13th pt 2
SFH
2.25
Jason stabs people
Friday 13th pt 3
SFH
4.00
Jason continues to stab people
Final Destination 5
SFH
5.40
Really? Is there not a limit on these?
Dead Snow
H
9.00
Just when you thought Nazis couldn't
get any worse…
Am'can Horr Story: Coven
F
10.00
Supernatural shit happens
Rasputin:The Mad Monk
H
10.50
As opposed to the sane Rasputin…
Dredd
SFH
10.50
Judge Judy goes hardcore
Abe Lincoln,Vampire Hunter
SSH
11.40
Clue's in the title…
American Psycho
SSE
11.45
Best watched on videotape…
Repo! Genetic Opera
H
12.40
When transplants go bad
April Fool's Day
SM
12.55
Unseasonal film scheduling alert

Weds 4
Deep Rising
SFH
5.30
Better than Titanic
Nightmare Before Xmas
SC
8.00
Halloween fucks over Xmas. Hah!
Sleepy Hollow (9/13)
U
9.00
Headless Hijinks
The Gate
H
9.00
Kids release demons. Assholes.
Robocroc
SF
10.00
About giant mechanical shoe…
Jaws
SG
10.25
Mmm this? Or Robocroc..?
Puritan
H
10.50
Um, film noir Brit flick? No ta.
What Lies Beneath?
F4
10.50
Dead people. It's always dead people
Piranha DD
SFH
11.20
Because one shitfest wasn't enough
Piranha (1978)
MG
12.30
Bitey fish in biting shocker
Lake Placid 3
SF
12.30
3! There's 3 of these?!
Dead Snow
H
2.35
Fucking zombie nazis again

Thurs 5
Psycho
SSH
3.05
The original slasher flick
The Birds
SSH
4.55
Feathery fuckers
Paranormal Activity 4
SSH
9.00
Yawn.
Dracula (6/10)
SL
9.00
Poncy vampire ponces about
The Scars of Dracula
H
9.00
For those who watched the above
Prometheus
SSH
10.10
Stop showing this crap!
Underground
H
10.50
Genetic engineering fucks up again
Troll 2
MG
12.50
Sigh.
Bram Stoker's Dracula
SFH
2.35
Oldman is a really Old Man. Hah!

Fri 6
Final Destination 2
SFH
4.25
Final-ish destination
Insidious
F4
9.00
OK until the end, which is silly
Wind Chill
ST
9.00
Chilly ghosts harass students
The Walking Dead (8)
F4
10.00
Still walking, and biting and shit
Day of the Dead
H
10.50
Zombies rule the world.
Fright Night (2011)
SFH
12.40
Unnecessary Tennant Alert

Channel Codes
SyFy
SF
Sky SciFi/Horror
SFH
Sky Living
SL
Sky Christmas
SC
Sky Action/Adventure
SAA
Sky Showcase
SSH
Sky Greats
SG
Sky Select
SSE
Sky Crime/Thriller
SCT
Sky 3D
S3D
Fox
F
Horror
H
Film4
F4
Sony TV
ST
Sony Movies
SM
Universal
U
MGM HD
MG
BBC1
1.00
BBC2
2.00
ITV
ITV
Channel 4
4.00
Channel 5
5.00
Channel 5*
5*

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