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UK TV Horror Guide - 14-20 December


Picks in bold

Ch
Time
Reason for watching
Sat 14
The Birds
SFH
2.50
Hitchcock knows his (bird)shit
Deep Rising
SFH
4.55
Big worms eat ship
Psychopath Night
C4
9.00
Psycho-themed evening. Yay
Die Hard
E4
9.00
You asked for a miracle, I give you..
Don't Let Him In
H
9.00
Oh you did already? Shit.
Piranha 3DD
S3D
10.00
3D boobs and a severed penis
Inhuman Resources
H
10.45
Zombie personnel dept?
Silent Hill
SFH
11.05
Well, apart from the screaming
Donkey Punch
F4
11.15
Shit, British and insulting to women
Ginger Snaps
H
12.40
Werewolves with PMT
Disturbing Behaviour
SM
1.00
Mind control on teenagers. Sigh.
Piranhaconda
SF
2.00
Wonder what this is about….?
Piranha DD
SSH
2.05
Bigger boobs

Sun 15
The Reptile (66)
H
3.35
Snake woman wreaks havoc
Jaws: The Revenge
SFH
3.50
Sharks never forget. Fuck off.
Dracula Prince of Darkness
H
9.00
Fuck you, Ozzie Osbourne
Henry Lee Lucas: Serial Killer
CBS
9.00
Probably shouldn't have listed his occupation in his passport
From Hell
TCM
9.00
Ripper v Depp on opium. Fun.
Hellboy II: Golden Army
ITV
10.45
Porn version = Golden Shower
The Relic
SF
11.00
Giant lizard eats heads
Texas Chainsaw (03)
SFH
11.25
Meh
I, Madman
MGM
12.40
Me, reviewer
Bram Stoker's Dracula
SFH
1.05
Old man Oldman is old, man.
Mon 16
The Reptile (66)
H
11am
Half woman,half snake.All bollocks
Gremlins 2
5*
6.45
Improbable genetic mutants pt 2
Fright Night (11)
S3D
8.00
Extra dimension of Farrell? Yay
Severance
SFH
9.00
Dyer is dire. Film is good.
Dont Be Afraid of The Dark
F4
9.00
Be afraid of this shitty film
Frankenweenie
SD
9.25
Reanimated retriever
In Their Skin
SFH
12.30
Identity stealing family alert
Exorcismus
H
12.40
Always video your kid's exorcism
Carrie (2002)
MGM
2.05
Carrie-on telepathy
Dracula Prince of Darkness
H
2.35
Why not prince of pies? Or gold?
Tue 17
The Mentalist ep 8
C5
9.00
Red John Revealed
Vacancy 2: First Cut
SM
9.00
Yawn
AHS: Coven 8/13
F
10.00
Witchy goings on in the US
Mama
SSH
10.10
Overprotective ghost
Nazi Dawn
H
10.45
They get up early these fuckers
House of 9
SM
10.45
Kelly Brook Alert
Anaconda 3: Offspring
M>
10.55
Snakes need family planning
The Devil Inside
SFH
11.20
Unauthorised exorcism backfires
Anacondas: Trail of Blood
M>
12.50
Giant unconvincing CGI snakes
World War Z
S3D
1.00
Zombies bite a lot
Calvaire
F4
2.15
Don't break down in France. Ever.
The Omen (76)
SFH
2.35
Evil child of Santa. I mean Satan.
Wed 18
Psycho (60)
SFH
5.35pm
Stabby mummy's boy cross-dresses
The Sixth Sense
SFH
9.00
Watch dead people ponce about
Se7en
SSE
9.00
All of my hobbies get banned
Splintered
H
9.00
No effing clue. Sounds fun.
Nightmare Before Xmas
SFA
9.30
Burton's bonkers brilliance
The Terminator
C5
10.00
SARAH CONNORRRRR!
Dawn of the Dead (04)
SFH
10.50
Superior remake.
Black Death
1
11.55
Sean Bean dies. Probably.
A Field in England
C4
12.20
Cough pretentious cough
The Vampire Lovers
MGM
12.30
Not Twilight fans.
Night Drive
H
12.35
Nope, no idea
Once Bitten
MGM
2.05
Jim Carrey alert
The Fly (58)
SFH
4.25
Scientist's experiment goes tits up
Thu 19
The Marsh
M>
9.00
Kids haunt children's writer
Dracula 8/10
SL
9.00
In case you care
Prometheus
SSH
10.20
Why, Ridley, why?
Red Sands
M>
10.50
Army arse about
Island of Death
H
10.55
Unwise holiday destination
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
SF
11.00
And I'll never stop making films about it…
Event Horizon
SFH
11.00
Sam Neill goes ape-shit in space
Whiteout
F4
11.20
Snowy shitfest
I Know What You Did Last Summer
M>
12.40
And I still don't care
DeadTime
H
12.55
Still no effing clue what this is
Fri 20
The Vampire Lovers
MGM
3.25
Suckers for a love story…
Invasion of Body Snatchers 
MGM
7.00
The Donald Sutherland one
Final Destination 2
SFH
7.15
Teens die in amusing fashion
Die Hard
E4
9.00
Now I Have A Machine Gun….
My Name Is Bruce
H
10.55
Bruce Campbell Chinfest
Se7en
SCT
11.00
Pitt v Spacey
Virus
SF
11.50
Don't breathe in
Virus
1
12.05
Keep holding your breath
The Woods
MGM
12.10
Private school is deadly
Inhuman Resources
H
12.40
My job is killing me…
World War Z
S3D
1.00
Zombies n shit
Highwaymen
SFH
1.25
Hit and run serial killer movie
Channel Codes
SyFy
SF
Sky SciFi/Horror
SFH
Sky Living
SL
Sky Christmas
SC
Sky Action/Adventure
SAA
Sky Showcase
SSH
Sky Greats
SG
Sky Select
SSE
Sky Crime/Thriller
SCT
Sky 3D
S3D
Sky Family
SFA
Fox
F
Horror
H
Film4
F4
Sony TV
ST
Sony Movies
SM
Universal
U
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MM
MGM HD
MG
BBC1
1
BBC2
2
ITV
ITV
Channel 4
4
Channel 5
5
Channel 5*
5*

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