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UK TV Horror Guide - 18 January 2014



Channel
Time
Reason for watching
Sat 18
Gremlins
Gold
9.00
Monsters on humorous kill spree
Blue Steel
H
9.00
Zoolander horror?
Piranha II
SM
9.00
Bitey fish bite people. Again.
Se7en
SG
10.40
Paltrow's head in a box. Yay.
The Howling
ITV4
11.10
Therapy with werewolves. Or not.
Dark Shadows
SC
11.35
Depp sucks (not Lone Ranger ref.)
Killing Them Softly
SSH
11.50
Brad Pitt is a hitman. Ok.
Basket Case
F4
1.35
Siamese twin has separation anxiety
Anaconda
SAA
2.25
Massive CGI snake out-acts JLO
Fright Night (85)
SG
3.05
Original vampire called Jerry
Sun 19
Obsession
H
3.50pm
Got John Lithgow in it
Inv of  Body Snatchers
SG
4.50
1956 version
Blood on Satan's Claw
CBS
9.00
Children worship the devil. Again.
Sharknado
M24
9.00
Shockingly awful
Dredd
SSH
10.15
Urban mayhem (geddit?)
Hills Have Eyes 2 (85)
CBS
10.50
Wes Craven's mutants run amok
Deadly Pledge
M24
11.00
Haunted sorority bollocks
Hypothermia
H
11.10
Fishing: Scarier than you think
American Psycho
SS
2.05
If you want. To. Fit. In.
The Barrens
SSH
3.20
Camping: Never a good idea
Mon 20
Wolf
SFH
3.45
Nicholson. Werewolf. Fun.
Deep Rising
SFH
6.00
Better than Titanic.
Growth
H
9.00
Experimenting on parasites = dumb
Frankenweenie
S3D
9.45
Reanimating the dead in 3D
The Exorcist
SG
10.30
Still shocking. Still excellent.
Devil's Advocate
SCT
10.40
Keanu pretends to be a lawyer
Dawn of the Dead (04)
SFH
12.00
Yep, this again.
Intruders
SSH
3.15
Clive Owen is intruding again
Tue 21
Psycho
SFH
2.30
We all go a little crazy sometimes
The Savage Bees
H
4.00
Damn them and their savageness
The Birds
SFH
4.20
Set the savage bees on them
Severance
SFH
6.20
Enjoyable despite Danny Dyer
Jaws
SFH
8.00
Masterclass in suspense. And sharks
My Name is Bruce
H
9.00
Bruce Campbell. Nuff said.
The Following S2 Ep 1
SAT
10.00
Temp ed review for The Cult Den
2-Headed Shark Attack
SF
11.00
Um. Ok. Why?
Killing Them Softly
SFH
12.15
Brad Pitt the hitman.
The Omen (76)
SG
12.20
Children are EVIL. EVIL I tell you
Severance
SFH
12.35
Again
Crawlspace
H
12.40
House purchase goes horribly wrong
Earth vs The Spider
SM
1.30
My money's on earth. It's bigger
Hatchet 2
SSH
2.10
Still chopping
Cassadega
SFH
2.15
Serial killer plays muppets
Wed 22
Something Evil (72)
H
4.00
People who liked this also liked Warhorse? Really, IMDB?
Hollow Man II
SF
9.00
Oh Christian Slater. No.
Judge Dredd
W
10.00
Less scary than Judge Judy
Prometheus
SSH
10.10
Ridley Scott Hates Us.
Freddy vs Jason
SFH
10.15
Michael Myers FTW
The Lodger
M>
11.15
Is my lodger a serial killer? Yep.
Nightmare B4 Xmas
SFA
11.35
Halloween FTW
House on Haunted Hill
SFH
12.00
Piss-poor remake
Apocalypse of the Dead
H
12.40
Prob not one for your Gran
Boa vs Python
SM
1.10
Results in nice handbags for all
April Fool's Day (86)
SFH
2.00
College students die. No one cares
My Name is Bruce
H
2.35
We heard you the first time
Thu 23
Wind Chill
SM
9.00
Chilly ghosts scare students
Blade 2
5*
9.00
That bloke from Bros is in it
Judge Dredd
W
9.00
Stallone vs Everyone
Mulholland Drive
H
9.00
Lynch mindfuck
House of 9
SM
10.55
Kelly Brook. Obviously classy film
Fright Night (11)
SFH
11.05
Remake with Jerry the Vampire
Clockwork Orange
SG
12.10
Watch it, droogs.
Paranormal Activity 4
SSH
12.20
Sigh
Texas Chainsaw 
SFH
12.55
The 2003 one, sadly.
Hard Ride to Hell
M24
1.00
Ritual sacrifice fucks up holiday
The Devil's Business
H
1.15
It's banking isn’t it?
Cassadega
SSH
2.30
Muppets with gore
Fri 24
Frailty
SFH
3.50
Serial killer psycho drama
Frankenweenie
S3D
7.00
3D pooch revival
Mama
SFH
8.00
Ghost mum fucks with family
Fright Night (11)
S3D
8.30
3D Farrell FTW
Day of the Dead (08)
H
9.00
Just stay dead already, people.
Dawn of the Dead (04)
SFH
10.00
AGAIN
Dredd
S3D
10.15
3D Urban Mayhem
Crawl
H
10.55
Hiring hitman backfires
Gothika
TCM
10.55
Awful shitefest
No Country for Old Men
F4
11.25
Not a documentary on NHS
Saw III
C4
11.35
Informative DIY tips…
The Omen
SFH
11.45
Original devil child
The Raven
SSH
12.15
Best avoided
Venus in Furs
H
12.30
Perverts and sadists. Sounds fun
Anaconda
SAA
1.00
JLO vs Giant Snake.
Thirst
C4
1.30
Korean Vampires…
Omen II
SFH
1.40
The Antichrist: The Teenage Years
Something Beneath
SF
1.50
TV Movie..
Wait Until Dark
SG
1.55
Guidelines for doggers?
Anacondas: Blood Orchid
SAA
2.30
Worse than original. And that was bad
Channel Codes
SyFy
SF
Sky SciFi/Horror
SFH
Sky Atlantic
SAT
Sky Living
SL
Sky Comedy
SC
Sky Action/Adventure
SAA
Sky Showcase
SSH
Sky Greats
SG
Sky Select
SSE
Sky Crime/Thriller
SCT
Sky 3D
S3D
Sky Family
SFA
Fox
F
Horror
H
Film4
F4
Sony TV
ST
Sony Movies
SM
Universal
U
More > Movies
MM
MGM HD
MG
BBC1
1
BBC2
2
ITV
ITV
Channel 4
4
Channel 5
5
Channel 5*
5*
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