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UK Horror TV Guide 11th January


Temp ed @thezoverlord picks in bold.

Channel
Time
Reason for watching
Sat 11
Inv Of Body Snatchers
SFH
2.25
They can have mine. It's shit.
Doomwatch
H
3.30
Dirty water = violent mutants
Disturbing Behaviour
SM
9.00
Exhibited by One Direction fans
Rosemary's Baby
SS
10.00
Shagging Satan = bad idea
The Entity
SM
10.50
Um demon rape? OK.
Jeepers Creepers
H
10.50
Scary for 30 minutes
Evil Dead 2
F4
11.25
Groovy!
The Exorcist
SS
12.30
Head spinning demonic doings
Sun 12
Doomwatch
H
10am
Get a water filter, people.
Star Trek Into D'kness
SFH
8pm
KHAAAAAAAAAN! Also, phwoar
Lake Placid 3
SyFy
9.00
They made 3 of these? Why?
Frankenweenie
SFA
9.35
Not about reanimated penis
Let Me In
2
10.00
No, you're a fucking vampire
Dredd
SFH
10.15
Urban shoots people in the face
Dear God No
CBS
10.55
Well, quite
Disturbing Behaviour
M>
11.15
Seems ok to me.
Piranha 3DD
S3D
11.30
Sigh.
End of Days
C4
11.35
Satan v Arnie. No contest.
The 6th Day
SFH
11.55
More than one Arnie = horror film
The Grey
SAA
12.45
Neeson bitchslaps wolves
Beneath The Darkness
SCT
1.00
Rainbows and gummy bears?
Lust for a Vampire
H
2.25
NOT Twilight.
Mon 13
Prometheus
SSH
5.05
Intelligent people do stupid things. In space
The Invasion
5*
9.00
Alien posession is the only explanation for this shitfest
Botched
H
9.00
Worst robbery plan ever.
Mama
SSH
9.00
Overprotective ghost bint
Piranha 3DD
S3D
10.00
SIGH
300
ITV
10.35
Still less violent than Croydon
The Deadly Spawn
H
10.50
Not my son.
The Human Centipede
SF
12.00
David Attenborough's finest work
Dream House
H
12.35
Probably not
Mom
MGM
1.15
Gran rents room to werewolf.Dumbass
Rage of the Yeti
SF
2.00
Oh SyFy, really?
Blacula
MGM
2.55
Um. No comment.
Tue 14
Jaws
SG
8pm
Perfection in shark form
One Direction: This is Us
S3D
11pm
Sounds horrific to me….
Disturbia
1
11.35
Shia LaBeouf is a twat….
Lord of Illusions
MGM
12.35
PI vs Cult
Paranormal Activity 4
SSH
12.55
Yawn. Video self yawning. Et voila! Paranormal Activity 5!
Chupacabra
SF
1.50
Um, sounds AWFUL
The Marsh
SM
2.00
Haunted children's writer on hols
Botched
H
2.25
Still a stupid idea
Wed 15
Frankenweenie
SSH
6.30
Dead dog reanimated.
The Sixth Sense
SG
8.00
I see dead careers
The Flesh & Blood Show
H
9.00
Maniac kills actors. Hoorah!
Lakeview Terrace
5USA
11.00
Don't fuck with Samuel L Jackson
Wolf
SG
11.50
Hairy Jack Nicholson
Inv Of  Body Snatchers
SFH
2.45
Original 1956 bodysnatching
The Fly (68)
SFH
4.10
Giant swat needed
Thu 16
The Ninth Gate
5*
9.00
Semi-decent film,surprisingly
Dracula (Finale)
SL
9.00
Anyone out there care?
Dawn of the Dead (04)
SFH
10.00
Yup, this again.Good though
Resident Evil: Retribution
SSH
10.20
Fuck me.
Underworld Awakening
S3D
11.00
Every time one of these films is shown, a puppy dies….
Puppet Master:Axis of Evil
H
12.40
What the actual fuck?
Fri 17
The Reef
F4
9.00
Not bad effort.
The Omen (06)
TCM
9.00
Remake with decent beheading
Underworld Awakening
S3D
9.30
There goes another puppy
Dredd
SFH
10.15
Violent but fun. Like Friday nights
Strippers vs Werewolves
M24
11.00
As you were.
Saw II
C4
11.35
Bit rubbish. First one is good.
Lake Placid 3
SF
12.00
Still?
Jeepers Creepers
H
12.40
Scary for first bit, silly thereafter
Dragon Wasps
SF
2.00
It's on SyFy. At 2am. Enough said.
Omen II
SG
2.05
Teenage antichrist angst
Channel Codes
SyFy
SF
Sky SciFi/Horror
SFH
Sky Living
SL
Sky Christmas
SC
Sky Action/Adventure
SAA
Sky Showcase
SSH
Sky Greats
SG
Sky Select
SSE
Sky Crime/Thriller
SCT
Sky 3D
S3D
Sky Family
SFA
Fox
F
Horror
H
Film4
F4
Sony TV
ST
Sony Movies
SM
Universal
U
More > Movies
MM
MGM HD
MG
BBC1
1
BBC2
2
ITV
ITV
Channel 4
4
Channel 5
5
Channel 5*
5*
5 USA
5USA


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